July 1, 2010

• Three on Thursday

   (Episode 3)

  It’s Thursday again, and it’s time for Three on Thursday.  It’s the third installment of Three, so it’s something thpecial.   Reminder: don’t be fooled because the Count is holding up one finger.  He’s merely making a point while preparing to hold up his other hand, which, as you can see, is about to display all three digits.  

  

   

  Today’s three is about Things I Want To Do.  Usually people list the top three, but I’m going to be a rebel and dig into the dregs of the bottom-feeders and see what comes up.  It’s pretty murky down there, but here are the Bottom Three Things I Want to Do This Year.

  1. Get stung by a bee on my eyeball.  Yes, that’s pretty low on the list.  My roommate in college used to worry about papercuts on her eyeballs.  This doesn’t bother me as much as getting stung by a bee there.  How that would happen is not really relevant.  I guess this doesn’t belong on a list of things I want to do (no matter how low on the list it is.)  I’ll do better in the next point. 

  

  2. Gain 10 more pounds.  I actually want to be exercising, but unless you consider chasing a toddler around, I don’t have the time to do it.  Bummer.  Going back to work with more stuff slapped around my midsection is definitely low on my priority list. 

  3. Meet the Yo Gabba Gabba dudes in person.  Those things scare me.  Every single one of them.  The guy with the stereo (if you have NO idea what I’m talking about, don’t research it.  Don’t try it.  Don’t ask about it.  Just run.) freaks me out.  I do sing one of their songs quite often.  To the toddler I am helping keep watch over.  The title is, “You Don’t Bite Your Friends,”  The lyrics are simple: You don’t, you don’t, you don’t bite your friends.

     

  If you could NOT do something over the summer, what would it be?  And while we’re on that topic, DO something fun!

   

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