It’s Monday.
I had gone to sleep with all the intentions in the world to sleep and instead I stared at the ceiling at my fading glow stars, wondering if sleeping in that morning had something to do with my circadian cycles and me not being tired at 11:30pm. When I opened my eyes, it was cold and still 4am and I wasn’t quite sure if I had to use the bathroom. Just as I finally fell asleep again, my alarm rang and I snoozed a few times and when I got up before dawn, I could tell it was going to be a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.
I didn’t have cereal for breakfast, but I did have a piece of bread with peanut butter and jelly on it folded over itself. I ate it as I walked to school because my car is still in the shop and I was already bracing for my terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. I wanted to be anywhere but school.
Well, not really, but that is the stream of the story.
Before school started, I had an email in my inbox that (for the fourth time) rudely told me that I was pretty much not important, and if I had any questions about that. I hit reply and said, “Nope, I think all my questions were answered pretty clearly. Thanks.” And hit send.
First period, the kids were squirrely and squirmy and wanted to delay the start of the lesson as long as possible and because I felt sorry for them and for myself, I let them. We talked a little, learned a little, laughed a little, complained a little, and prayed. A lot. I love them. A lot.
For lunch I had a tiny piece of hamburger bun (I don’t know why they make hamburger buns that tiny. There’s no burger in the world except in munchkin land that would fit in such a tiny hamburger bun) and I had a gross piece of fake lunch meat and a gross piece of getting-old baby swiss on it. No condiments. No vegetables. No flavor. I washed it down with Corn Pops that I ate out of a red plastic cup and a little plastic spoon.
I was totally feeling my terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. I’d rather be in munchkin land (not really.)
A few periods later, my study hall students started to come in. They were late, as always. Out of uniform, as always (because I tell them to “come straight from the gym!” because I know these minutes are precious). Giggly, as always. One of them had a fart machine. It wasn’t just his butt. (Apparently, there’s an app for that.)
I was eating a caramel apple that one of my students gave me (it was from a barn party we had the previous night–commerical packaged) from out of his bag. I took it because I felt sorry for myself and I thought an apple would help. As I was eating it, another student is telling me his story about an exciting decision he is about to make on Friday. I ask him if he’s about to ask a girl out and he thinks I have read his mind. He tells me how he knows he shouldn’t date in high school but he’s going to do it anyway and if I would still give him my blessing and if he could still tell me all about it. I am grumbling to myself about how men are stupid and silly and how they will break any girl’s heart and not think twice about it while she’s agonizing and crying over it. In my office. I tell him he is free to make his own choices and that I don’t give relationship advice once things have begun, but that I will listen and nod. He says he wants more but I know better.
I also should have known better than to eat a caramel apple on a stressed out stomach because right after teaching my college-level class, my stomach is speaking to me in not-so-loving tones and I am worried because I have a margin of 5 minutes before I am picked up to go to pick up my car which apparently almost caught fire at the shop while something very routine was being fixed. I am in the bathroom having a very small cold sweat and doing stuff that I am glad wasn’t making all kinds of loud noises. My ride is 15 minutes late and I am pacing around waiting, and wondering if the shop won’t make me pay another 200 dollars for the mistake that was caused while my car was there. I am not worried, although people think I should be.
I was waiting to complain about my terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day, and I realized that it wasn’t quite so bad. I went to the shop and found that there are honest people in the world, and that trust and auto mechanics are not words that cannot go together. I was happy to find that I was not surprised. There were some yummy sugary cinnamon buns hanging on my door when I got back. There were messages of love and affection and consideration all day. There were dreams and visions that were reaffirmed. There was no couch (I’m expecting one soon) but there were also no crisis. Monday was not the schoolyard bully.
It was not a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. In fact, it was just a day, one day into the five week stretch we have to get through until the next break, and I know I’m entering it expecting to fall apart. But I won’t. Even if I find gum in my hair, or spiders in my shower, torn nails, or stink bugs in my room. Even if my lunch is sad, and my stomach is sadder, and my life challenged in many directions. These few weeks won’t be so bad. After all, I love my job, right? No matter what anyone else may think of it. Even if I fall apart daily. I am put together again. Daily.
I will make it. It will be ok. And tomorrow will be ok too. Come what may.
And the day after that, if God be for me, who can be against me?
And the day after that, if God’s strength if perfect in my weakness, would I not rather glory in my infirmities, so that Christ may ever be stronger in my life?
He is enough for me. I won’t give Him up for anything. And no day will take that away. His blessings are fresh and new, every morning.
Even on Mondays.
And Tuesdays will be for chocolate truffle brownies, gluten-free style for my kiddies who need it.
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